the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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