people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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