Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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