Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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