normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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