doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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