apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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