i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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