I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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