come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
These tits shall not be calmed
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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