found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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