i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she told me i tasted like america
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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