Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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