just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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