Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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