he wants to bone in the snuggie
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We are all done wearing pants today
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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