Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
