I hope mine doesn't look like that
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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