Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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