i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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