i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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