Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I currently don't understand fingers.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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