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I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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