STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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