that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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