so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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