apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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