My room smells like vodka and shame
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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