I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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