I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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