Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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