Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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