kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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