Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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