Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
