sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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