True but thats because hes a fetus.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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