Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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