i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i will never coherently bang her
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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