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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
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you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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