it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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