He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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