he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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