so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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