Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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