i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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