Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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