I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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