oh god the rape fog is back!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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