even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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